Funniest fucking shit ever from the best night of the ages

So me, Kate, Johnny, Jordan, Gabe, and Jessie are sitting in lawn chairs in Joel's grandma's backyard, while he drops off his girlfriend.

Johnny bends down and picks up this piece of metal, and looks at it, and Jordan asks "is that tapered?"

Then Johnny goes, "it's a 10 gauge curved barbell..." and he checks himself and yep... it's his penis piercing fallen out.

So we start looking on the ground for the other ball (only one ball was still on) and he goes inside to put it back on.

And from the house, Johnny goes, "I found it!"

Jordan asks if it was where he whipped it out next to him earlier and Johnny goes, "Nope, it was in my urethra."




Do you know how big a fucking ball on a 10 gauge barbell is...?

Best night ever. Hands down.